Are you a Turtle?

January 31, 2015

This is the somewhat secret landing page of the Ancient and Honourable Association of Turtles, Happy Jacks Chapter. The Turtles is a vast, worldwide organization of morally upright and upstanding fellows.

Our initiation process is brief, but stringent, requiring the correct answer for three pertinent questions.

If you wish to become a Turtle, you may inquire of any member.

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